With a sort of shuddering noise, a blue police box comes into existence in the forecourt of the hotel, and out of the box falls a lanky young-looking man wearing a tweed jacket and bow tie. The door shuts immediately after him, and he whirls around in surprise, "Amy? Amy!" but there is no response ( Read more... )

A normal person would just walk through the door and head for the front desk, but we're severely lacking in any sort of normality here. Instead, the door inches slowly open, as if whoever's pushing it hopes no one notices they're arriving, and in swaggers a sopping wet pirate, saltwater dripping from his dreadlocks, beard, and clothes. Like any ( Read more... )

Yoda and Kara Kent make Introductions and he discovers of hot chocolate in  Get me hot cocoa, young Padawan!

Dated January 26th 2009, Rated General.

Yoda and Jason White experience lots of awkward that have to do with being a teenager or with being green. Probably both in Yeah, I'm green and small, and I have big ears.
Dated October 10th 2008, Rated ( Read more... )

If anyone's cared to step into the ballroom lately, they'd notice several things. For one, there are a few tables to one side, covered in delicious looking food, appetizers, things to fill your plate with. On another table nearby there are plenty of drinks -- a full bar, in fact. While he may not have managed to get a small orchestra (he wanted ( Read more... )

There’s a huff and a puff and a lot of heavy breathing. An enormously fat little boy in winter clothes and a fuzzy hat is climbing his way up the steps, and his effort isn’t eased by his shouting ( Read more... )

Warren Peace, while wandering around the mansion, opened a door to find something he didn't expect in the closet. A machine that's a bit like a large odd-looking gun. After some nervous fiddling, he left in search of some tools to take it apart properly before it can be used. In the meantime, the weapon known as the Pacifier (created by a ( Read more... )

There's a small someone in the lobby, seated at the piano.  He frowns at the keys for a minute, then hops off the bench and peeks inside to try and find some music.  He is successful, of course, as most people are if they're looking for the right things here.  He manages to scramble back on the bench and starts to play a simple song, probably ( Read more... )

Lex Luthor stands slowly from his crouching position.  He doesn't recognize this place at all.  For a split second, a look of confusion comes across his face; it's soon replaced by his regular stoic look.  It doesn't take him long to figure out this isn't right.  He takes off his gloves as he steps forward.

"Clark?" he calls out, turning on his heel ( Read more... )

If anyone's in the lobby, they might notice a five year old boy, looking around with wide blue eyes.  This definitely doesn't look anything like his house.  Or the Daily Planet.  So he heads into the center of the room, still looking around carefully.  "Mom?" he says shakily, his breath coming a little quicker now.  "Mommy?"

Typist: So -- this would ( Read more... )